Waking Up At The Wrong Side Of The Bed

I normally wake up at 5:00 in the morning to work.

Today, I woke up at 5:45..and I feel sober.

I usually listen to a radio program on my way to work at 6:00 in the morning.

Today, I'm still waiting for my hot water...and burned myself at the stove.

I usually get out of the house by 6:15 in the morning.

At that time today, I'm still ironing my dress shirt.

I happen to get on the M.R.T. by 6:45 and have my own seat.

Today, I'm fighting my way just to enter a carriage.

I arrive at the office around 7:15 everyday.

Today, I'm running like hell from the train to the office just to arrive on time. And I'm still late.

Whole day of office work bloopers..." palpak at kamalasan".

and..

A teammate to whom I fancy seems to like the other guy.

*drop dead*